One, two, three, four... Whoop whoop whoop! Well take me down I'm on the ceiling On the ceiling, yeah Take me down I've got the feeling Got the feeling Here we go I'm gonna get slapped by Moe Slapped by Moe (but not this time) Pow! Pow! I gotcha Hey! Hey, Moe, you didn't think I'd getcha Pow! Pow! I gotcha Hey! Hey, Moe, you didn't think I'd getcha Knucklehead's revenge My shovel's swinging and I'm oblivious Of the pain that I'm bringing but of the three of us You are sadistic, it's no picnic to be working with you But now I'm the dynamite and, Moe, you're just lighting the fuse Pow! Pow! I gotcha Hey! Hey, Moe, you didn't think I'd getcha Pow! Pow! I gotcha Hey! Hey, Moe, you didn't think I'd getcha How, how'd I getcha? Hey! Hell no, you really think I'd letcha?! Pow! Pow! I gotcha Hey! Hey, Moe, you didn't think I'd getcha I've got a ratchet I'll attach it to the end of your nose And then I'll smash it with a hammer As I'm kickin and throw you down the stairs My cares are spinning on the floor, dancing away
Yeah, me and Curly have been waiting and planning this day You broke my back with a two by four and You cracked my skull with the bathroom door You ran me over with the company car You poked me in the sternum with an iron crow bar But oh, oh no well now it ain't no fun We've been your stooges and we're finally done So, nyuk nyuk nyuk, have you realized Your time has come, we're gonna moitalize ya Pow! Pow! I gotcha Hey! Hey Moe you didn't think I'd getcha Pow! Pow! I gotcha Hey! Hey Moe you didn't think I'd getcha How, how'd I getcha? Hey! Hell no, you really think I'd letcha?! Pow! Pow! I gotcha Hey! Hey, Moe, you didn't think I'd getcha Pow! Pow! I gotcha Hey! Hey Moe you didn't think I'd getcha Pow!Pow! I gotcha Hey! Hey Moe you didn't think I'd getcha How, how'd I getcha? Hey! Hell no, you really think I'd letcha?! Pow! Pow! I gotcha Hey! Hey, Moe, you didn't think I'd getcha Whoop whoop whoop! How they run How they run And you'll see how they run How they run How they run And you'll see how they run