* parody of N.W.A.'s "Straight Outta Compton"
[Daddy-O performed the rap lyrics for Allen Payne's character, Dead Mike]
CB4 in the motherf**in house!
[Hi-C performed the rap lyrics for Chris Rock's character, MC Gusto]
Yeah Gusto's in the motherf**in house
With my man Dead Mike!
We breakin motherf**ers off 24-7!
So check this sh** out!
Aiyyo Gusto... (wha**up?)
KICK THAT sh*t!!!
[Hi-C]
Straight Outta Locash
A crazy mothaf**a named Gusto
I f**ed ya wife, cause the b**h is a big ho
I f**ed ya sister, I f**ed ya cat
I would have f**ed ya mom but the b**h is too fat!
When I'm in your neighborhood, you better dig a moat
Cause I'm comin to slit... ya motherf**in throat!
Blood is drippin, I'm not slippin
b**hes panties, is what I'm rippin
Rollin faster than a motherf**in dirt bike
Never met a piece of p**y that I didn't like
Like to eat it, like to s** it
Take a sh**... in a bucket; Straight Outta Locash!!!
Crazy motherf**ers, hah hah!
(Where you from, n***a?)
[Daddy-O]
Comin straight out of Locash
A crazy motherf**er named Dead Mike
So get ready cause you're goin for a long hike
Off a cliff, I'm drivin you over
Now ya dead with ya fo' leaf clover
Float like a cannonball, sting like a shark
I'm the n***a waitin for you in the dark
Waitin to rob you, waitin to beat you
A bullet in ya head is how I greet you (wha**up n***a?)
A villain with a hat, and it's like that
I tied yo' moms to a motherf**in train track
Flat on her back, I give her some crack
It's ten o'clock - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YO MOMS IS AT?
At my house (doin what?) wipin her a**
She had to move... STRAIGHT OUTTA LOCASH!!!
(*scratches til fade*)