God damn, now lick my balls, oh sh**
[b**h] You like that?
Put 'em off
[b**h] It's good?
Ouch, sh**, godamn b**h you bit' my damn
sh** I said s** the mothaf**a, you're bitin' it, sh**!
[Narrator]
Has this ever happened to you?
Does her teeth get in the way while she's s**ing your dick?
Does she know how to s** a dick?
Well, I had that same problem until my b**h went out and bought N.W.A's new book entitled "The Art of s**ing Dick"
[b**h]
Lesson 1 - First you grab the dick
Next you gently lick it up and down, then insert it into the mouth
Take it slow, don't rush it, and before you know it ..
SPLASH!
[Eazy-E]
It goes one for the treble, two for the ba**
She got nut all over her face
Kick kick it ...
[MC Ren]
Slow is the tempo, and Ren is gonna flow
As I produce and illustrate you to a ho
Caught on the late night, stamping on the base-pipe
She's a hype to get you on the late flight
But back in school she was a cutie, yo
Then after graduation started giving up the booty
In school, stuck her head in a feather
Every time I asked her what's the time
It was never ever what she would talk to the Ren I'm sayin'
I wanted a date, she wouldn't even be my friend
But now in the 1990's, I'd be praying that the b**h don't find me
Cause she's got a gang o' kidz nappy-heads and all dirty
And she's getting pimped by a n***a that's thirty
I saw her hanging in an alley
Raggin to her friends how she's ho'in' in the valley
All by herself, doin' on the ho stroll
Comin back home late night with the bankroll
You know a b**h like that makes me sick
But I've heard that she s**s a good dick!
[Hook]
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it (yeah)
[MC Ren]
At a high school dance, me and the n***as bailed in
I saw her sittin' with her friends, with the clan
So s**y, thought she was all that
She wouldn't even look at us because we wore the black hat
She was a stuck-up b**h on the public floor
But an instant prostitute behind closed doors
On the streets she's a late night feature
Walking home from school, I saw her s**ing a n***a's dick under the bleachers
She saw me and she ran and tried to hide her face
But a b**h full of nut couldn't escape in the chase
A disgrace, If I ever ever saw one
There wasn't a n***a on the block late at night not getting done
So she begged me not to tell a soul
Then I said of course, cause my dick, yo, it's harder than a totem pole
Then again it don't concern me
Cause there's a slight chance if I f** she might burn me
And then I might have to shoot the ho
I mean checking with the quickness just to let her know
But to prevent from getting sick -
I would just prefer to let her come and s** my dick
[Hook]
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it (yeah)
[MC Ren]
Now I was at a club on a late late Sunday
Peeping at the b**hes 'till the next day Monday
Had a couple of drinks, so I was feeling good
And suddenly I saw this b**h that lives in my neighborhood
She went to church every week so now I lucked up
She was at the end of the bar gettin' f**ed up
Back at the house she was b**h n' be ignoring
And when she start to talk the ho' was kinda boring
Yo, but now I got to dawn, see
Now she's dancing on the floor with a skirt and no panties on
Shaking that a** like a salt shaker
I already got my plans -
Just while I'm a take her to a room
But yo I mean a rest room
And stick my dick in her mouth like a wet broom
So I grabbed her hand and she's wit(h) it
So when she turns sober, she'll never admit it
So while she's dropped I'd better get it quick
And see for myself if she s**s a good dick!
[Hook]
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it (yeah)
[Outro]
"So there you have it - a job well done (She swallowed it)
But for now let me get back to what I was doing" (She swallowed it)
Get it
What the f** s** this dick b**h
Yeah, here comes
Ooh sh**, goddamn
Goddamn
Get it all baby, get it all
s** this dick, s** this dick, s** this dick for daddy baby
s** this dick
You know you like it
s** it
Oh she swallowed it
She swallowed, oh sh**, get it all, get it all, s** this dick, s** this dick, s** this dick for daddy ..
Wait till I tell the fellas how you s**ed this dick
Hey matter of fact, I want you to s** Dre's dick
Then I want you to s** Yella dick
You already s**ed Ren's dick
YOU BOYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Just s** my dick b**h... cause I'm a n***a wit an attitude!