Salvation army's marching into my home
'Cause I just saw a piece of furniture I need to own
Two hundred dollars, and it's mine today
Now I just need a truck to pick it up and take it away
You've had affairs with beds and chairs
Now come sit next to me
Don't be strange, we'll look for change
Between the exctaseats
Loveseat, loveseat, sitting in my loveseat
Before you go and leave me all alone again
Loveseat, loveseat, sitting in my loveseat
Take a load off, help me break these cushions in
So what, upholstery is covered in dust
And could use a little cleaning? Oh, this couch is a must
Can't think of anywhere I'd rather sit
'Cause it's stylish and timeless and even if it stinks a bit
You've had affairs with beds and chairs
Now come sit next to me
Don't be strange, we'll look for change
Between the exctaseats
Loveseat, loveseat, sitting in my loveseat
Before you go and leave me all alone again
Loveseat, loveseat, sitting in my loveseat
Take a load off, help me break these cushions in
Now you may laugh and write me off as a fool
For buying someone's filthy couch, but someday soon
With just a little work and just a little time
I know that you'll be sitting in my loveseat every night
You've had affairs with beds and chairs
Now come sit next to me
Don't be strange, we'll look for change
Between the exctaseats
Loveseat, loveseat, sitting in my loveseat
Before you go and leave me all alone again
Loveseat, loveseat, sitting in my loveseat
Take a load off, help me break these cushions in