[Intro]
Mr. wa*king Dream, I have your wa*king machine
[Verse 1]
Last night I was up 'till five
All the ladies watched me wa*king it live
Some call me the wa*king dream
But really I'm a wa*king machine
I go around on the web
Looking out from Ron Jeremy's bed
Checkin' where I can take a wa*k
Wakin' up like a tank
[Verse 2]
I'm way too cool to go to school
Cause I'm wa*king off my ten-foot tool
There's many things I'd rather do
One of them might be you
There's so many different styles of a wa*k
Two finger touch or whole-hand shank
People love to see my style
As I wa*k it off in the wa*king pile
[Outro]
Mr wa*k
Mr wa*king Dream
I'm the wa*king machine
The real life queen
Waking up fresh and clean
Fresh and fresh and fresh and clean