[Verse One]
Check it
You are the bestest
Here's a confession
I poured my f**in' heart into that text message
And then you had the nerve to say that I was not invested
Now i'm up late smokin' cigarettes with no discretion
Wishin' i'm the one you call when you can't stop your stressin'
Hope that when we f**ed that one time that you don't regret it...
Kickin' in your sleep baby, why you so restless?
The way you f**in' drink girl, i think it's so precious
I got all the syrup baby let me make you breakfast
I know you never sleep but you can come sleep in my bed, next to me... oh
Next to me... oh
[Verse Two]
I know it's only when you're drunk when you express affection
I cherish you more than my comic book collection
I thought you felt the same but I guess I was just being deperate
Now I know just how you feel so I guess I stand corrected
Feels like the first time i've rapped and really f**ing meant it
Thought about you every night... during my senetence
But then when you left you made me learn a lesson
This time I won't forget it...
[Verse Three]
Now i'm sittin' here almost every single night and i'm drinkin' to excess
And it's a little bit depressin'
And it's gettin' too expensive
And I know that you expect it but...
I'll be thinkin' 'bout the past while you forget the present... oh...
Oh no... oh...
Oh... oh...
Oh no...
[Bridge]
So I guess this is the last time
That i f**in' pa** rhymes
On any b**h or chick that tells me that she doesn't have time
I won't even ask twice
She won'thave to ask why
[Hook]
Baby cut it out now we both know you ain't that fly...
Baby cut it out now we both know you ain't that fly...
Baby shut your mouth now...
[Verse Four]
So these days i'm living east, I could give a f** less
I know it's hard for you but you should really think of what's next
Police profile me because I am always a suspect
I try to change my ways but I can't seem to change the subject
I barely keep composure because I am always a wreck
I called you at like three am, you insist we must text
You think that i'm not into you but sometimes I don't want s**
But let's be f**in' honest girl i'm trying to get you undressed
Yeah...
[Verse Five]
We hit the f**in' party, then we cause a f**in' ruckus
Then that sh** gets busted, now we're out the backdoor runnin'
From the motherf**in' cops, who be gunnin' to come f** us
It was so much f**in' fun until we ended up in cuffs
I got charged with possession, i got charged with disruption
I guess it's 'cause i'm messed up and i'm actin' out in public
Yeah it s**s to s**
I'm just grindin' my last buck
And i'm just tryin' to get f**ed
But i'm not tryin' to get f**ed with
[Bridge]
Be careful 'round me baby i'm a s**er for seduction
It's only when i'm sober that I barely even function
[Hook]
Nights blurred, drunken...
Bad habits, tucked-in...
You know what? f** it
f** it
Nights blurred, drunken...
Bad habits, tucked-in...
You know what? f** it
f** it
Hashtag, s*ut Twins
[Verse Six]
I love my f**in' friends, party til the world ends
We'll be smokin' cigarettes and we'll be drinkin' in abundance
We make our own damn rules, we don't need f**in' instructions
Live off destruction
Addicted to dysfunction
I guess 'm all about that life from day one I was s**ed in
You and I, up all night, f**ed up, again
Goddamn I f**in' love this
But back to my confession
I almost forgot to mention
Yeah that ever since I met you
I knew right then i'd been abducted, well f** it
I'm dane dopeRock and I need no introduction
[Outro]
It's time for shots, my rhymes will stop and none of this has sunk-in