[Intro]
Oh sh** he's got a gun
Aww sh**
Aw yeah motherf**ers
Dookie and White Knife
About to hit this track up real quick
Let's f**ing do this
[Verse 1: White Knife]
You say I don't get p**y but that's cause your mom's a dude
She stays eating a buffet where my dick's the only food
My Twitter's blowing up
I'm getting all these followers
Send a pic of my dick
Now they're all swallowers
I'm dropping these songs like I'm dropping some turds
Cause they're pretty f**ing sh**ty but they could be f**ing worse
I'm a smart kid rolling up, I'm on the honor roll
You looking softer than my motherf**ing jelly rolls
I'm like big Shaq
But I'm not black
Dunking on these b**hes, they gargle on my nutsack
f**ed Carly Rae Jepsen and she had a baby
I feel bad for the kid, won't call me maybe
I'm rhyming "dick" with "dick" and "sh**" with "sh**"
But your dick smells like some random dude's sh**
f** you Disney style, turn that p**y inside out
Then play the Beatles, make you twist and shout
Call me Jared the Subway guy, I'm giving out foot longs
A year ago that line wouldn't have been so wrong
What's up with these guys all getting in trouble
Bill Cosby used his pudding pop and didn't even struggle
I'm the White Knife, I'm a sick motherf**er
I don't want kids but I don't like to use rubbers
b**h I'm like Kanye, got all the b**hes on me
Not balling in Adidas, see I'm wearing Abercrombie and Fitch
You looking like a b**h
Bout to catch you if you snitch, like I'm playing quidditch
b**h I'm like your dada, I'm making you go gaga
When I drop my pants all they wanna do is [?]
You try and rap fast, you really should go slower
This rap game is my swamp, get out I'm an ogre
I'm Jimmy Neutron cause I've got so much brain ma**
Skull f**ed her so hard, gonna have a brain blast
Swear to God everyone's a motherf**ing critic
I don't give a f** though you can s** a fat dick
[Verse 2: Dookie]
Got pulled over by the cops and I said "What the f**?"
I got my boy Brent [?] tied up in my trunk
I swerved off and went to White Knife's place
I walked in and saw him pa**ed out with coke on his face
I said "Yo White Knife what you doing bro?"
And he came up to me and said "I don't f**ing know"
That night was still wild and I still can't find my pants
White Knife and Dookie getting jacked off by some hands
Straight next year you know we bout to be roommates
Swimming in this rap money like we f**ing Bill Gates
[Verse 3]
White Knife and Dookie getting motherf**ing stained[?]
But we still getting that motherf**ing brain
Best rap duo to come out of Paducah
With dicks harder than the hair of Medusa
You wish you could have a f**ing squad just like ours
Until then just listen to our f**ing bars
[Outro]
Oh sh**
So like, uh, y'all know that was really f**ing dope
Shout out to Parker, he's here, watched us record this
Shout out to Wes, he's here
Shout out to like everybody at Tilghman because we're obviously like the best f**ing school around
Y'all can s** our dicks
That's all
Bye