Where can a nerd find an egg that's square
I already looked everywhere
And I've seen many eggs
In many shapes
But none of them were square
I think this is a normal dream
One that everyone shares
To own an egg
That emits a hum
And is shaped like a square
[Chorus]
Why can't the magic
Happen to me?
Why can't the magic
Happen to me?
Why can't the magic
Happen to me?
Edwin
Krinkle
The 4th
I've never seen an egg that's square
I don't think they even exist
That won't stop me from
Kidnapping
Every chicken with a square bu*thole
[Chorus]
Why can't the magic
Happen to me?
Why can't the magic
Happen to me?
Why can't the magic
Why can't the magic
Why can't the magic
Why can't the magic
Happen to me?
Edwin
Krinkle
Aww, I'll be in my room