[Round 1: Chilla Jones] He's a Canadian Crip y'all, hate him or love him I figured with that reputation you wouldn't make it through customs I never knew there was a Grape Street in Ottawa Shouldn't you be gang banging or something? Aiming and dumping A lot of battlers say that you're fronting but I get it bro This geeky image you display is nothing but a front To keep your gangsta self away from the public I overheard a few ladies discussing how they here to see they Canadian husband Right? sh**, I thought they was speaking about Pat Stay...but they wasn't They said your skinny muscleless frame is irresistible Though most women say it's disgusting These chicks, can't wait til you touch them They're praying you f** them How do you do it bro? Is it good conversation? Quick advances when you get the chances? Wait...you into dancing? Screw it, let's not play stupid, he isn't handsome He's awkward as hell plus his wardrobe works to his disadvantage Cause, everything you own says Virgin, you Richard Branson Just glancing, I can tell you a virgin, it's in the way that you stand When Bonnie went for your privates I bet you came in your pants For three rounds, you told us how the p**y stunk on some skunk sh** How she's a s*ut b**h, that jumped ship to s** dick
But it's funny the minute she had your c*nt gripped you loved it She tried to dick check and grabbed you by the p**y on some Trump sh** Now last year I seen some chump sh** He had his eye on [?] but another battler bagged her Let her feel a peen (Philippine) all night long Boy you were so distraught, that next day that young boy put an end to ya (India), did this guy wrong Either he didn't care for his career or he into (Oriental) losing cause he ain't even [?] Let bygones be bygones Or you gonna be dropping tears/tiers for being too dramatic Even if Math said he was mean, all it would mean is dude is average I set a light (satellite) on top to Dish out pain when I'm shooting ratchets Yeah, ten'll (antenna) Clear things up Get the picture? That's what I use for static But it ain't all about suits and caskets, generally I'd slide across your hood to prove these Dukes are Hazard You 'bout to lose a cla**ic, and get your mic jacked (Mike Jack') It's like moonwalking cause your feet (defeat) got you moving backwards Yeah I had a da feet/defeat bar! I had to see what it was hitting for, I got the winning score You think not? You misinformed, you gotta listen more n***as is getting Dumb & Dumber if they can't see how I'm whipping dawg