Afghan Dan:
"Yo yeah, my name's Big P, I'm a big man from Leeds
Stash cornflakes in my dreadlocks, put little boys in headlocks
Push straps and I smoke weed."
But don't chat sh** you're a tramp, the four walls inside your bedsit are damp, all of your mandem look prang, like what were you thinking fam?
I'm only doing this sh** to prove Blackpool kids can spit, push cash and accommodation
You act hard but your man are faking
Your claim you hate pigs but your man are bacon