More than a million years ago Under the apple tree Adam said to Eve Honey will you marry me She said I'm not ready Adam To get so tied down Why get married when we can Just fool around Ah fool around The more things change The more they stay the same Human Evolution Said the monkey to the man Shoulda let me be Human Evolution Way out in the jungle Tarzan said to Jane Cheetah gettin' hungry Banana on the brain She said forget about the monkey boy I need a microwave I need some new clothes baby I need a telephone And if you don't remodel my bedroom
I'm goin' home I'm goin' home The more things change The more they stay the same Human Evolution (Evolution) Said the monkey to the man Shoulda let me be Human Evolution (Evolution) Cromagnon and Neanderthal Victims of circumstance Anthony and Cleopatra Never had a chance Call us h*mosapiens And teach us how to dance Mixin' up our human thoughts With animal romance The more things change The more they stay the same Human Evolution (Evolution) Said the monkey to the man Shoulda let me be Human Evolution (Evolution)