Would you like to take a drive
Take me for a ride
Tool around the broken side of town
Turn left at the light
There it is on the right
The flypaper firetrap where I was born
Ramshackle photograph is about all I have
Reminding me of what I was before
Now I'm the Lonestar Hitchhiker of the United States
I'm the Lonestar Hitchhiker of the U. S. of A.
That road to Vegas is
Littered with all my sins
Would you like a bite of my candy bar
If you don't have to be anywhere soon
We could head down towards Cancun
Straight ahead it isn't very far
Now I'm the Lonestar Hitchhiker of the United States
I'm the Lonestar Hitchhiker of the U. S. of A.
Treetops calling
It's that time of year
Treetops calling
The only talk I hear
Now I'm the Lonestar Hitchhiker of the United States
I'm the Lonestar Hitchhiker of the U. S. of A.