Would you like to take a drive Take me for a ride Tool around the broken side of town Turn left at the light There it is on the right The flypaper firetrap where I was born Ramshackle photograph is about all I have Reminding me of what I was before Now I'm the Lonestar Hitchhiker of the United States I'm the Lonestar Hitchhiker of the U. S. of A. That road to Vegas is Littered with all my sins Would you like a bite of my candy bar
If you don't have to be anywhere soon We could head down towards Cancun Straight ahead it isn't very far Now I'm the Lonestar Hitchhiker of the United States I'm the Lonestar Hitchhiker of the U. S. of A. Treetops calling It's that time of year Treetops calling The only talk I hear Now I'm the Lonestar Hitchhiker of the United States I'm the Lonestar Hitchhiker of the U. S. of A.