[Verse 1]
I'm drop dead gorgeous, pretty as a morgue is
If your mother bought a house
You know that Don'll pay the mortgage
Can't afford it, snorting with a rolled-up dollar bill
Boat without a sail, I'm floating, hot as hell
How's it feel to be the one that always fails?
My trials and tribulations'll earn me a record deal
Eat a steak while my servant'll pay the bills
Ain't worth it to be this ill, cause I'm nervous of being k**ed
Still - I need a fill-up at the Shell station
I think Adele's waiting, but I got my cell taken
For face-timing with a naked dime
And I'd do anything to make her mine and
I bought that lady eight-carrot diamonds
Come to find, she got a penis and her name was Ronnie
That's just some really lame timing
Came into the game with an emphasis on rhyming, but
I've been thinking 'bout the time it took - 3 years
sh**, I should've been in Hollywood
Wish I had a manager like Pac had Suge
I ain't end up getting shot, but I'm popular
[Hook]
I'm Kobe Bryant with that fadeaway
To you it seems amazing, but to me, that's just my day-to-day
I greet the devil's face with a friendly shake
Told me keep my distance when I hit the gates
I'm Kobe Bryant with that fadeaway
To you it seems amazing, but to me, that's just my day-to-day
I greet the devil's face with a friendly shake
I told him keep his distance when I hit the stage
[Verse 2]
I sink my teeth into your daughter's neck
You bounced a check and now I'm here to make her proud again
I think I'll douse her leg after the count of ten
Check the back of her trousers to track my foul offense
I'll admit to feeling sour every now-and-then, that's how it's been
When all of my friends compare to powerful men
Since when the f** could you tell me how my hours are spent?
Shout out to the pen in my fingers when I'm bouting with dread
Level with my conscience 'fore I bite your arm off
I'll call your momma, hot as a Korean sauna
I'll take the meanest sawed-off to go and meet your barber
He got you thinking that that line-up got you neat and proper
You see the problem?
You're popping what was not prescribed
Caught you by surprise
Now you're blinded by your watered eyes
I think I oughta' try battling life itself
My life is hell, all while living in the bible belt
[Hook]