So this is what we're calling celebrities now?
Alright
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A Thug, A Thief, A Liar, A Cheat
A Provider Of Deceit But Not A Celebrity
A k**er, A Coward, A Bigoted Denier
A Fear Supplier But Not A Celebrity
A Hunter, A Stalker, Bull Talker, Gum Flapper
A Very Bad Actor, But Not A Celebrity
A Provoker, Instigator, A Police Imitator
A Crowd Agitator. Not A Celebrity
The Reason, The Fault, The Catalyst, The Cause
But Never, At All. Not A Celebrity
A Douchebag, A Chump, A Prick, A Punk
A Dick But What? Not A Celebrity
Villainous, Infamous, Insolent, Ignorant
Impotent And Impudent But Not A Celebrity
Heartless, Not The Smartest, Nor Close To Being The Sharpest
Weakly Regarded But Not A Celebrity
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Not A Celebrity, Not A Celebrity
Not A Celebrity, Not A Celebrity
The Transgressor, An Aggressor, A Vulture
A Poacher, A Predator, A Character But Not A Celebrity
A Joke, A Stooge, A Jester, A Fool
Who Needs To Be Subdued But Not A Celebrity
A Hooligan, Still Fooling Them, Headline In The News Again
Even If They Suing Him Not A Celebrity
Intolerant, Disrespectful, Unregretful, Unrepentant
In Need Of A Long Sentence But Not A Celebrity
Unjustified, Undignified, Unqualified, Just Getting By
Justly Vilified But Not A Celebrity
A Sadistic Twisted Opportunistic Misfit
Who's Horrifically Egotistic But Not A Celebrity
A Pawn In The Middle Not Worth Spittle
Just A Little Pitiful Individual Though Not A Celebrity
A Poor Excuse For A Man With Blood On His Hands
So I'm Telling You Again, Not A Celebrity
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Just As We're Responsible For What We Do, We Need To Be Responsible For Who And What We Celebrate
Message!
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