I'm a walking paradoxical
Chronicle of 1992, living methodical
Thinker who thinks that modern logic is so illogical
Believing that removing emotions only is comical
I've got a fondness for living tropical
Reading some periodicals with a tint on my opticals
While chiefing on the beach, feeling so astronomical
Taking in what would make a prosperous life probable
A smart man can identify any obstacle
A wise one removes the non-factors 'til it's solvable
Life is a thinking man's game
Cast switched, script same, plot subject to change
Dang... Can't stand the heat step away from my brain
Dom McLennon, known to turn a dame to a plain jane
That's just how my mom's raised, royalty is a title
You can't strip away a soul en route to being an idol