[Verse 1: Dogger] Cash rules everything around me, it's astounding You've got to learn how to earn your own keep I've been making mine with the daily grind Hating every minute, but I'll say it's fine Because I'm just glad that I got a paycheck It wasn't long ago that I couldn't make rent Living in my parents' basement, let's face it Back then I couldn't afford the basics Walking to the deli because my car just died Standing at the counter with my card declined How the hell was I gonna make it to work When the bus drove off leaving me on the curb? Some of y'all never have to feel this But the rest find a twenty and we feel rich I just want to tell them what the deal is If you're with me, scream it out, say "money is a real b**h" [Hook: Dogger and Ca**ie] Dollar ruins everything around me If you've got a little rip in the couch If you've ever gotten kicked out a house If you can't afford a gift for your spouse If you're always getting kicked when you're down Money is a real b**h [Verse 2: Dogger] In high school I was told to go to college
To branch out and gain a bit of knowledge I spent time applying for the grants and loans My family's income didn't stand a chance alone But Uncle Sam told us that we made too much And just like that dreams fade to dust Now when I see students cram to pa** their cla**es All that I can think is they got that sh** backwards Look at me, known to please Books to read, no degree Only writing poetry Home from work, go to sleep If only we could stress the value of an education We might make a better nation instead of keeping kids complacent Face it, most of them in it for the money, ain't it funny? Here I'm trying my best to study, they're just trying to set up parties I think it's time we pull the Persian rug from out beneath them It's not time to test them, it's time to teach them [Hook: Dogger and Ca**ie] Dollar ruins everything around me If you've got a little rip in the couch If you've ever gotten kicked out a house If you can't afford a gift for your spouse If you're always getting kicked when you're down Money is a real b**h