This is Hank! I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy The gerbil lovin' where-when-and-how-boy I'll grab your bu*tcheeks and pull out my willy Stir your a**hole like a hot bowl of chili I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy What's my hot dog without your buns? Out here on the range we're havin' fun My boyfriend's here and I'm singing him my ballad Then I'll bend his a** over and toss his f**in salad I'm Hank Steel the real qu... Todd Smith begins laughing too hard to sing; the rest of the band laughs and talks before they try to finish the song
I'm Hank More laughter from the band I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy The gerbil lovin' where-when-and-how-boy I'll grab your bu*tcheeks More laughter What's my hot dog without your buns? Out here on the range we're havin' fun My boyfriend's here and I'm singing him my ballad Then I'll bend his a** over and toss his f**in salad I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy It takes a real man To f** another man My mating call is *fart noise*, understand?