All the humans do the cat calls
And the wolf whistles just to f** with you
And if they look too black (oh-way-oh)
They f** with that progressive stack
While the white man looks away
As he subconsciously saps your self esteem
Damned if you do (oh-way-oh)
Damned if you don't
Shamed if you can't
Pay no mind, look at the sky
Singing (oh-way-oh)(oh-way-oh)
And walk with an erection
All the ladies scream and run from you
Instead of just slamming into you
Except for a few (oh-way-oh)
Who cackle like twenty cattle trucks
All the schoolkids think it's funny
They've not been to these Universities
So they get a slap (oh-way-oh)
And told that they're not to laugh at that
f** 'em son, this is for fun!
Singing (oh-way-oh)(oh-way-oh)
Walk with an erection
Slide into the sheath, bend your shaft
Shift your sack, then you pull it back
Life's hard you know
So strike a match
Fly the Union Jack
Take it to the streets
And just see what s**ual hara**ment means
They point and stare (oh-way-oh)
They call the cops, pepper spray your co*k
Tase you in the an*s
Steal your shoes and piss on you
Beat you black and blue
Then the cops show up (oh-way-oh)
They take you and rape you in a cage
You're a hara**er just for having an a**, sir
(oh-way-oh) (oh-way-oh)
So walk with an Erection