The USA, by nature and by name
Became an intelligent sentience
And Hillary also came
With strong white knights
And bishops sold and hired
Off she ran to Bosniastan
Surrounded by sniper fire
The Hillary Elephant smacked her husband
Out of the Oval Office
Off she went with a pump and a dump
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
The Hillary Elephant stacked her chips
And stumbled into a thumbnail
And jumped a queue that is there to be jumped
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
Read the news, sedated and seduced
Cruz will snooze and lose
And Colonel Sanders rules no roost
Don't f** with me, I was the first lady
I got the job by f**ing that slob
So help me I'll f** you too
The Hillary Elephant had enough
Of unelected insurgence
And wanted a piece of a pie in the Skynet
Trump Trump Trump!
Donny, imagine you're Denny Crane
Let's face it you basically are
Trust me, this'll be funny as f**
Trump Trump Trump!
The Hillary Elephant said to Trump
"I'll stand behind this absurdness
And look like less of a f**ing mugwump."
Trump Trump Trump!
The Hillary Elephant backed a donkey
All the way out of the White House
Now she's back with some junk in the trunk
Trump! Trump! Trump!
The senate has heard recordings long long ago
The b**h is full of sh** and Horton only heard a ho
The Hillary Elephant wants a chunk of flesh
The size of a suitcase
Popped right open whenever she wants
Trump Trump Trump!
Why would you fight a straw man of your enemy
When he's a brick man?
Not by the hair on my rumpity-rump
Trump Trump Trump!
The Hillary Elephant's out to lunch
And won't even show up for breakfast
Luckily there is a baddie to thump
Trump Trump Trump!
Selling the democrats back to front
Republishing the republic
Watching the donkeys and elephants hump
Trump Trump Trump