Me and my brother Jim went to a restaurant one night
Through some other parties we got into a fight
Shot all the way through me, they k**ed my brother Jim
Hard luck, hard luck, they placed me on the spot
Jury said it wasn't me, my brother Jim got shot
Jury said it wasn't me, my brother Jim got shot
Well, my wife had a mouth big enough for both
She got frightened in her sleep one night
And a mouse ran down her throat
Hard luck, hard luck, they placed me on the spot
Jury said it wasn't me, my brother Jim got shot
Got me a cat and a piece of cheese
And I placed it on her chin
My wife got frightened in her sleep one night
Took rat, cat, cheese and all in