[Run]
Heard that they said that it's rainin' men
But the offer that I make, it won't be made again
You don't have to write, you don't have to call
It's a one-time offer for nothing at all
[DMC]
And there's no red tape, I don't make it hard
You don't need cash money or a Master Card
I got easy terms, and a lay-away
But I need a quick decision, and I need it today
[Both]
And if you find that you don't like my ways
Well, you can send me back in 30 days
[Run]
Now have you ever seen a man with a guarantee?
Well you're lookin at him now, cause the man is me
And if you don't believe all the things I say
I'm certified 'prime' by the USDA
[Run]
Now the name that I use is DJ Run
And I'm a fast-talkin, slow-walkin, number one
And if you don't believe all the words I say
Then you're a natural born fool who's got to be that way
[DMC]
I got a 50 rating and a 50 share
Every minute, every hour that I'm on the air
And when I come to town, I'm on a big marquee
It says (DJ Run) and me, D.M.C
[Both]
And if you find that you don't like my ways
Well, you can send me back in 30 days
[Run]
A good job and lots of money might not be enough
And to satisfy your needs it may be rough
But I take some care and treat you nice
And if it ain't sufficient once, I cold work it out twice
[Both]
And if you find that you don't like my ways
Well, you can send me back in 30 days
[Run]
I'm gonna give you everything that you ever need
If you need a pint of blood, then I'll even bleed
If you're lookin for a car, I will buy you two
And if you're lookin for a pet, I'll buy a kangaroo
[DMC]
If you need a vacation, we can fly the world
And you'll know I'll never look at another girl
I'm a single-minded man, and my mind is set
You're the lady of the '80s that I'm gonna get
[Both]
And if you find you don't like my ways
Well, you can send me back in 30 days