Candyman: DJP (Ring) Hello? Hey what up it's DJP Who is this? It's DJP... Whoit? DJ f**in P Ahhh I think you got the wrong # Ahhh I don't thing so.. You wanna hear me rap? What? You wanna hear me rap? Don't f**in call my house again Yo, Hold up Hello? Hello? Yo/Chyea Yeeeee: Yo Comah Yoooo Chyea
From this, Kyeaaa...From da, & da, & da
From da..
Nutta brother sister's brothers cousin
Evolution.. Isaac Newton
Buying fig newtons by the dozen
Call me John Candy
Call me Candyman, Cuz I'm Handy
Call me Sandy Bo Bandy Fe Fi Fo Fandy
I got purple haze in my lungs
DJ Pee Pee like a stun gun
Stun n gun
Stun n youngn's
With my bag of nuggets
They be yellow blue
Just like the denver nuggets Chyea Current play back
Format YO
Record a fromat
YO reverse that (Sony Blakas) See you got it
Just keep it up man
Keep rappin to this f**ing beat
HERE WE GO... Okay, Okay, Okay here we go
YO I'm not from these mother f**ing streets
I still piss in my mother f**ing sheets DJP From 6 times this week
It's 3 in the morning
I'm trying to get some f**ing sleep
And if you call back one more time
I'll have yah a** in my beat
So how's that DJP
How's this f**ing rap
To your f**ing beat
Have your f**ing beat back
Don't ever f**ing call back YO YO.. That guy was f**ing pissed
Holy sh**, we should call him back
Hold on
Lemme call him back... Hello, the Stevenson's Residence Uhhhhh hello.. Mr. Stevenson This isn't Mr. Stevenson
This is actually the Glenville Police DEPT.
If you call back one more time
We will deffinitley put you in jail MAN GET THE fu*k OUTTA HERE
YOUR NOT THE fu*kING GLENVILLE POLICE DEPT. GAME TIGHT
SO THIS SONG WAS SO GOOD LAST TIME
I MINE AS WELL JUST...JUST I KEEP IT GOING
With the flowin'
Like a nightbrite...
I'm f**ing glowing
This f**ing street is always glowing
I'm my f**ing undertowing G ready
E-Clipse mother f**ing
PISS TITS... Piss Tits
I didn't say piss tits
I said Shiz Tits
& If you want some Fish Sticks
I'll f**ing shiztits
I'll f**ing dick slap you
& f**ing piss test you