{Dude Talking}
{Hundred dollars, hundred dollars, I ain't never had a hundred dollars worth
Of p**y in my life.{Audience laughing} Thats a whole lotta god-damn p**y
The way I f** thats a 25$ a stroke}
Verese 1:
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro
Tu quiero el grande???????????????
Alot of my partners they say I look like Rolo
I'm the pied pipper with the hoes, I hold my flute they follow
I call a ho house, pick a b**h up
She don't f**
I put the b**h out like a cigarette bu*t
I see b**hes walking the street but I ain't got nothing for em'
They tryin' to charge a n***a for p**y so I ignore em'
I can try my luck finding a broad who is independent
And waistin' my time finding it hard to get up in it
Like the black santa clause on Christmas Eve
I wanna slide down the chimney snatch some cookies and leave
But these hoes, they be trying to make a profit
Have a n***a come out the pocket to knock it
sh** b**h f** it I just keep going
They probally call me cheap but see I let these hoes know ....
(Chorus)
(I don't be payin' fo' p**y
Spending money just to lay in some p**y
Payin' fo' p**y
Spending money just to lay in some p**y)
Verse:2
Boozing, buzzing, cruising down Cullen
All of a sudden hoes holla "You don't wanna f** nothin'"
sh**.... Slid to the curb
Blew smoke out the window hell they knew it was erb
I say "What cha' talkin' bout"
The say "We talkin' bout you"
Well get in, lets take a spin and see what all we can do
But one of the hoes, I think the one with the smell
Ask me for fifty, b**h you must be crazy as hell!
You need to go and get a job at the tittie bar
Maybe you can get some money where dem' n***as are
It be a bunch of my partners having fun in line
Diggin' dollars in your p**y one at a time
But uhm, I'm not giving you a C just for f**ing
Give you half of my last hot hundred just for nuttin'
But let's make a deal, ya hungry lets go through the drive-thru
I get a number 2, but oh no I can't....
(Chorus)
Verse 3:
You know I work hard for my money
Think I'm gonna spend it on your co*k
b**h you need to stop
Cause you see me flippin' in my drop
I'm ?????? brother
Dont' spend no scrill for no thrill
Need no b**h to feed my game till I see my first mil
Then I'mma still chill
And say y'all hoes a bunch of dicks
I buy you a Big Mac and a big sack and a drank and that be it
You see there's 13 women every one man
Thats 26 lips to s** you up understand
Tell me whats my plan
To put the P back in Pimping
See I'm making moves
Clocking currency while I'm flipping
Hey you thank I'm trippin'
No p**y tramp a catch me slippin'
Cause I'm always dipping
Vagina hoes I be ripping
Realest n***as Down South
Us playa-made and its terrific
If you wanna breaks these b**hes off
You gotta be specific
Highly gifted
And you bet not ever get it twisted
If you thank we got some dolla's for ya' a** then b**h you missed it
(Chorus)