[Verse 1: Dirty J]
Well, my, hat brim might be worn a little too low
You're too slow, what the f** do you really think you know
I do so, and every rhyme that I spit is just so crucial
Like Metamucil, I k** some rhymes that I'm used to
You park so high and mighty, but I'm not mighty high
Duddy smoke you out with weed and leave your mouth f**ing dry
Cause some of them rappin', clappin', laughin'
Always beer tappin', f**in' dorkette slapping
Be ridiculous at how I'm trippin'
Is all I'm thinking is this the best MC that you can find
I shine like some moonlight through the pine
Yo, and even if you were wine
I'd still stay dope up with my line
[Verse 2: Duddy B]
Well if you generally irie
Then roll with the stylie
Duddy "smokin' Cali green leaf 'til I die" B
Leave me alone when I'm chilling in my home
Yo, I'm smooth like a Schwinn and I shine like the chrome
Of its fender, remember this microphone defender
Return your sh** to sender cause no one wants to hear it
Yo, your lyrics are weak and yes your spirit's meek
And you an ignant motherf**er, yes it shows when you speak
You're a wicked disappointment, your rhymes need some ointment
The crowd at your shows always laughing and pointin'
Leavin' and blewin', my boy has been groovin'
And I'm still backstage just smokin' and boozin'
Confusin' the sets, save the best for my choosin'
I'm choosin' the rest so you're losin'
[Verse 3: Dirty J + Duddy B]
Well, don't forget about the down and dirty southern Cali flow
Just open the melody and let the rhythm go
I'm hoofing up the track just like a bouncing antelope
And soften up your Skoal just like a ripened cantaloupe
Because the west (west) coast (coast) knows how to k** it
Yo, and y'all (y'all) know (know) when its time to feel it
Yo, we make it right (make it right)
So we up all night (up all night)
Until it's tight (until it's tight)
Until it's tight (until it's tight)
A bohemian rhapsody, these syllables after me
With lyrical chastity and verbally blasphemy
The illest we have to be, with musical masterpiece
So come on and clap with me, so come on and clap with me
(So come on and clap with me)
Just come on and clap with me
(So come on and clap with me)
Yo, just come on and clap with me
[Verse 4: Dirty J]
Once upon a time in the neighborhood
There was a little dirty boy that was up to no good
He had a chip in his tooth and a mic in his hand
He had a dirty-a** head from the beach and the sand
He said, I just got out of the water and I'm late for school
I asked Duddy to skip and he said, that's cool
So we went to the liquor store, got ourselves some Magnums
Rollin' down the street, yeah, you know we brown bagged 'em
With the 50s on top and the 20s on bottom
Said we rollin' through my hood, yeah, you know we got 'em
s**er MCs wanna battle me, but that's okay
I tell 'em, don't f** around because we don't play
I sang rock out with my co*k out, I got balls of steel
Hear me clanking down the street like a bag of beer
Said the dance off session, gonna start right here
Duddy B, grab the wheel, cause I can't steer
You got 20-inch rims and they spinnin' when you stop
Said I don't give a f**, k** it when the beat drops
Cause that's what I respect, to all you knuckle heads and derelicts
Just jammin down the sound with the syllables and intellect
Maybe not the intellect, but the syllables are clean
And I leave you in the desert with an empty canteen
While I be rippin' shows from here to Galapagos
And I be pickin' foes like I'm pickin' a fro
And all you chicken head hoes
That come to picket my shows
You got to go