[Verse 1: Dirty J] Damn this beat has got me talkin’ with a Southern drawl If you ain’t happy, I don’t really wanna f** with y’all Fanatics who finangle foreshadow the fable fortune Get to f** with fate Doesn’t matter to flippin’ tables Cain and Abel, Cain and Abel, Cain and Abel bruh I put the p**y perpendicular to amateur You can’t contest the cash and gra** in my curriculum I’m down and dirty man, you call my a** Caligula [Chorus: Dirty J] Now I ain’t even mad at it Keepin’ up with all your bad habits I ain’t even mad at it Everybody talking like it’s so tragic I ain’t even mad at it I ain’t even mad at it Coping all your bad habits I ain’t even mad at it Everybody talking so tragic I ain’t f**ing mad at it [Verse 2: Duddy B] Man let me break it down now God this is my hypothesis This beat is just so heavy, maybe that’s why I be droppin’ it My fanbase just keeps growin’ at my shows like a metropolis And girls get so horny, they chargin’ me: rhinoceros Gentlemen, gentlemen, come and take and buy your medicine This sedative settin’ in, feelin’ better in your element I’m about to lose it, Gary Busey on this rodeo
Cause y’all just trying to poach up all these treasures out of my fishing hole [Chorus: Dirty J] Now I ain’t even mad at it Keepin’ up with all your bad habits I ain’t even mad at it Everybody talking like it’s so tragic I ain’t even mad at it I ain’t even mad at it Coping all your bad habits I ain’t even mad at it Everybody talking so tragic I ain’t f**ing mad at it [Bridge] Aye Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes is on the phone He said he needs some help, too much c**aine inside his dome He said he needs it out He said he needs a clout He said he needs a better route His bad habits are going south School bus, I’m sleeping, pa**ing out at the park Fat pockets of bills I call ’em Roseanne-y Barr I like my d** like my women Free, fancy, and large Then I grab a guitar Panty discharge [Chorus: Dirty J] Now I ain’t even mad at it Keepin’ up with all your bad habits I ain’t even mad at it Everybody talking like it’s so tragic I ain’t even mad at it I ain’t even mad at it Coping all your bad habits I ain’t even mad at it Everybody talking so tragic I ain’t f**ing mad at it