Early in the afternoon is the only time my mind is clear
To think about you and the love we knew is a memory I hold so dear
Now we're apart, I've got a broken heart--the tears fall so sincere
I know it's wrong, but before too long it's gonna be whiskey and beer
Last call for alcohol still ringing in my head
You must've ordered two more double shots
From the shape that you're in
There ain't no stopping my bar hopping--
I shoulda stayed home instead
Last call for alcohol still ringing in my head
You've gotta stop the way you're living--you'd better change your short-life ways
Smoking and drinking and loving--you're just numbering your days
Look, I know what I need to do--if I could I'd just turn around today
But her memory catches up with me, and a bar stool's where I'll stay
Last call for alcohol still ringing in my head
You must've ordered two more double shots
From the shape that you're in
There ain't no stopping my bar hopping--
I shoulda stayed home instead
Last call for alcohol still ringing in my head
(Banjo solo)
Last call for alcohol still ringing in my head
You must've ordered two more double shots
From the shape that you're in
There ain't no stopping my bar hopping--
I shoulda stayed home instead
Last call for alcohol still ringing in my head
Last call for alcohol still ringing in my head
(False ending)
One, two, three, four--
(end)