[Damon]
This is the first time ever, [that] this song has been performed in it's purest form. I'm.. very happy to invite onto the stage: Dan the Automator and Del the Funky h*mosapien
[Del]
Yo, what's happenin'! Glad to be here, ya know
[Damon]
We've never ever ever performed this song together. We may never perform it again
[Del]
So get ready!
[Damon]
Yeah, get ready
I just want to, uh, introduce it
[melodica sounds]
What was that?
[melodica sounds]
Come on!
[melodica sounds]
[START OF "CLINT EASTWOOD"]
[Damon]
Oh oh oh oh!
Let's go!
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
[Del]
Yo, finally someone let me out of my cage
Now, listen up closely cause this song has no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you should be aware
Yo, I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare
Intangible
Bet you didn't think so [incomprehensible] I command you to
Panoramic view
See I make it all manageable
Pick and choose
Different crews
All you chicks and dudes
[incomprehensible] dudes
Do you think is really dissin' you?
Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube
Like you lit the fuse
You think it's fictional?
Mystical? Maybe
[incomprehensible]
'ppears who appears in you to clear your view when you're too crazy
Righteous
[incomprehensible] what life is
[incomprehensible]
[incomprehensible] because I [incomprehensible] you on the high step
You like it?
Gun smokin' [incomprehensible] with one toke
You're psychic among those
Possess you with one go
[Damon]
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
[Del]
Yo, The essence the basics
[incomprehensible] this
Allow me to make it
Child-like in nature
[incomprehensible]
They have it or they don't there's a fantasy
I'm in 'em
Every sprouting tree
Every child of peace
Every cloud and sea
You see with your eyes
I see destruction and demise
Corruption in disguise
From this f**in' enterprise
Now I'm s**ed into they lies
Through Russel, [incomprehensible] but [incomprehensible] he provides
With me as a guide
You can see me now cause you don't see with your eye
You perceive with your mind
That's the inner
So I'mma get down with Russ and [incomprehensible] a member
[incomprehensible] f**in' rhymes so motherf**ers remember where the thought is
I put all this
So you can use your vision when law is lawless
[incomprehensible], sensations that you thought was dead
Just chill out, remember that it's all in your head
[Damon]
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming- Snoop Doooooogg!
[Snoop]
Yeah!
What up, n***a?
[Damon]
...ess but not for long
The future is (Yeah!) coming on
It's com...
[Snoop]
I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that
Da Big Bo$$ Dogg, yeah I had to do that
I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside
But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side
Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play
I cut so much you thought I was a DJ
Two, every-every, one, yep, three!
I'm S-N double O-P, D-O double G
I can't fake it, just break it, see when I take it
See I specialize in making all the girls get naked
So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside
We got a world premiere right here, now get live!
Now don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo
[Damon]
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless (ay!) but not for long
The future (Sing this sh**!) is coming on
I ain't fappy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless (WHAT?) but not for long
My future (WHAT?) is- One more time!
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine (Where it at?) in a bag
I'm useless (WHAT?) but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine (SING IT!) in a ba-
[points mic towards audience. Audience sings rest of verse. not hearable in the youtube video due to the audio coming straight from the soundboard.]
[Damon]
Thank you very much, [???]!
Enjoy the rest of your evening!
Goodnight!
Thank you, Del!
Thank you, Dan!
Thank you, Snoop!
Thank you, De la Soul!
The heavy seas!
The choir!
Goodnight!
[Snoop]
...comin' on...
[Damon]
Goodnight!
[END OF "CLINT EASTWOOD.]