[Intro]
One, two, one, two, three, four...
[Verse 1: Jesse]
Well I can't tell if I'm shaking from the DTs or the cold
By the way I'm feeling sh**ty man, this routine's getting old
[Bridge]
Why do I do this? Why?! Why do I do this to myself?
[Verse 2: Jesse]
Well I wake up suffocating cause my lungs are filled with tar
I've wasted far too many hours blacked out at the bar
[Bridge]
Why do I do this? Why?! Why do I do this to myself?
[Verse 3: Whitney]
Well I feel so distant from a life I wanted years ago
Torn between this road I'm on and where I called home
[Bridge]
Why do I do this? Why?! Why do I do this to myself?
[Verse 4: Whitney]
Chained down to a city, to a lover, to a bed
A door has swung right open, I'll just step out here instead
[Bridge]
Why do I do this? Why?! Why do I do this to myself?
[Chorus]
I'm self-destructive, no one can save me
You asked me if I love you, I said: "maybe"
Why would you love me?
You should learn to hate me
I'm going nowhere fast...
(Trumpet part one of three!)
[Verse 5: Whitney]
Well, you know I'm feeling guilty cause I never seem to call
Even though I'm far away, this world just seems so small
[Bridge]
Why do I do this? Why?! Why do I do this to myself?
[Verse 6: Whitney]
b**h though I'm broke I still have money for this beer
The letters that I wrote to you, you can't see them from here
[Bridge]
Why do I do this? Why?! Why do I do this to myself?
(The Weasel Baby everybody!)
[Verse 7: Geoff]
Standing out [?] and maybe a bit more
My friends far away are the best things that I've got in store
[Bridge]
Why do I do this? Why?! Why do I do this to myself?
[Verse 8: Geoff]
Driving down the interstate, going way too goddamn fast
A few more hours, we'll be crashing, then later on we'll laugh
[Bridge]
Why do I do this? Why?! Why do I do this to myself?
(We The Heathens!)
[Verse 9: We The Heathens]
All we've had for days on end is liquor, beer, and speed
Don't know what we're doing, but we think we need to eat
[Bridge]
Why do I do this? Why?! Why do I do this to myself?
[Verse 10: We The Heathens]
We're eastbound on the highway, my friend's broke in Virginia
I've been [?] smoking crack with the RZA!
[Bridge]
Why do I do this? Why do I do this to myself?
[Chorus]
I'm self-destructive, no one can save me
You asked me if I love you, I said: "maybe"
Why would you love me?
You should learn to hate me
I'm going nowhere fast...
(Trumpet part two of three!)
[Verse 11: Whitney & Jesse]
Well I'm running from my problems, to my problems I ignore
Nevermind my absent mind, f** what I'm running for
[Bridge]
Why do I do this? Why?! Why do I do this to myself?
[Verse 12: Whitney & Jesse]
Well, we traveled to New London and got laid out on the floor
f** being nice, I swear I will not be nice anymore!
[Bridge]
Why do I do this? Why?! Why do I do this to myself?
[Chorus]
I'm self-destructive, no one can save me
You asked me if I love you, I said: "maybe"
Why would you love me?
You should learn to hate me
I'm going nowhere fast...
(Last trumpet part!)
[Chorus]
I'm self-destructive, no one can save me
You asked me if I love you, I said: "maybe"
Why would you love me?
You should learn to hate me
I'm going nowhere fast...
[Outro]
(Mom and dad don't know everything!)
(Oh boy)