Calling all rednecks to put down their sluggers
And turn their attention from beating the buggers
To pick up machine guns and k** camel f**ers
Backwoods nation
Calling the doctors of spin and the smoke screen
To whip the new hate-triots into a frenzy
Of good versus evil ignoring the history of the
Backwoods nation
Ain't it a shame?
When due process stands in the way of swift justice
Calling all frat boys to trade in their hazing
Their keggers and c**aine
And casual date raping
For cabinet appointments
And rose garden tapings
Backwoods, backwoods, backwoods, nation