It was hot and the summer was cold
Or so I am told
I slept through it all
When I awoke, a vicious dark hung in the sky
My surroundings foreign and discomforting
I staggered to my shoeless hooves and ventured down the only path I could find
At first there wasn't much life to be seen
But then there she was
Like an eyesore, like a private who*e
Reptile tail. Reptile female
Serpent beauty sat upon her front porch coaxing me to her side
To go down
Then as i caressed her scaly hide I f**in' knew I would be going down
You know the type
She'll sell you the road, but she won't point the way home
I only wish to tell you my story dear reader
Kind friend. It's too late for me but you still have a chance
If she finds you she will consume you
She will love you like she loved me
Then down down
To where I fell
Where I burn