[Intro: Ross L the Ottsel] Back in 1450 AD When the Caen surrendered and the Cabot was born ye There was no Darmstadtium2013.... [Verse 1: Ross L the Ottsel] They call Darmstadtium the "Smeargle Wonder" But there is one thing that I wonder Why him? What's his technique? Is it because of his winning streak? I call him a psycho You think he's so great? He's been doing his music Since he was freaking eight! [PreChorus: Darmstadtium2013] This is so unusual Is it like Ununtrium, is it like the usual But then, then I found this music He must be s-s-sick sick Let this continue, or I will start something new This is so unusual [Chorus: Darmstadtium2013] I'm re-re-ready For this ra-ra-rap battle Because I'm starting What is with your lyrics Ooooooh, he will join my fans (I know it) Ooooooh, Elliot's fate equals yours (I know it) You are so stupid (I know it) I am poke-powerful (I know it) P-P P-P Poke-powerful [Verse 2: Ross L the Ottsel] Seriously? Your'e crazy I'll let Ellie G burn you, Darmsy I know you hate being petted so... Pet, pet in asterisks yo [Insert clever pun about your insanity, dumbness and form here] Because soon your house will be clear! [PreChorus: Darmstadtium2013] This is so unusual Is it like Ununtrium, is it like the usual But then, then I found this music
He must be s-s-sick sick Let this continue, or I will start something new This is so unusual [Chorus: Darmstadtium2013] I'm re-re-ready For this ra-ra-rap battle Because I'm starting What is with your lyrics Ooooooh, he will join my fans (I know it) Ooooooh, Elliot's fate equals yours (I know it) You are so stupid (I know it) I am poke-powerful (I know it) P-P P-P Poke-powerful [Bridge: Both] Doesn't matter why, you are the loser I will win this fight Claim my victory? Hell no I'll wait until it's night [PreChorus: Darmstadtium2013] This is so unusual Is it like Ununtrium, is it like the usual But then, then I found this music He must be s-s-sick sick Let this continue, or I will start something new This is so unusual [Chorus: Darmstadtium2013] I'm re-re-ready For this ra-ra-rap battle Because I'm starting What is with your lyrics Ooooooh, he will join my fans (I know it) Ooooooh, Elliot's fate equals yours (I know it) You are so stupid (I know it) I am poke-powerful (I know it) P-P P-P Poke-powerful P-P P-P P-P Poke-powerful (like every other Pokemon) P-P P-P Poke-powerful P-P P-P P-P Poke-powerful (your Psy covers are short for psycho) P-P P-P Poke-pow... [Outro: Ross L the Ottsel] Haha, you said P-P! I will be back-y!