[Verse 1]
He's walking down a road
Trying to make not much sound
He's heading on his way
To a restaurant underground
He hears a yowl near him
A Siamese cat looks around
At him
[PreChorus]
It gets right closer to him
He thought it wanted a pat
But hey!
[Chorus]
Then it gave his hand a bite
A mean bite
Right then it gave his hand a bite
A mean bite, mean bite oh oh!
[Verse 2]
Before it had another chance
He gave a call, flung it away from him, oh oh
He knew it wasn't right for a cat
To take bits so rude, yeah
He shrank and saw all red
With his changing paws
And he changed
[PreChorus]
Tail grew out of his back
Hell it was all something new
But he's changed...
[Chorus]
Into a siamese cat
He's changing
And now he's become a siamese cat
He's changing whoa!
[Interlude]
[Chorus]
And all this from just one bite
It's too late
And he was italian but now he's not
It's too late
He's changed now into a cat, yeah (he's changed!)
He's changed now into a cat, yeah (he's changed!)
[Outro]
He's walking down that road
With his paws dusting all the ground…