It's hard to fight a war when you're flat
Your safety's not ensured when you slip between the cracks
Yes, it's hard to fight a war when you're flat
It's hard to fight a war when you're green
No one will come to help for as sick as you may be
Yes, It's hard to fight a war when you're green
Left, Left, Left Right Left
I don't know, but I've been told, we never grow out and we never grow old
I don't know, but I've been told, we're in a wooden box when we get sold
It's hard to fight a war when you're small
But if you're old enough to vote then you're old enough to crawl
Though it's hard to fight a war when you're small
It's hard to fight a war when you're plastic
Under fire you will melt and the odor is quite drastic
It's hard to fight a war when you're plastic