This ain't no double entendre
This ain't no euphemism
This is real life
I'm describing a natural disaster
Mud flow Land ma** shifting beneath our feet
Houses, floating on down the street
Debris, wreck and ruin
Bobbing along like bu*ter would not melt
Deluge never ending
And the raindrops never cease to pelt Mudslide
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you mudslide
Mudslide Neighbors thus far I have managed to avoid
Flounder as they're drawn
Deep down into the watery void
Gesticulating wildly,
But it's awkward so I wave ta-ta
The distant cries of anguish
Play havoc with my cha cha Mudslide
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you mudslide
Mudslide Somewhere under the mud flow
Way down low there lies
My dear beloved gazebo Mudslide
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you Do you know what this is?
It's a f**ing mudslide