Crawling over rocks on Mars
With billion dollar robot cars
While millions left on Earth to starve
The shiny gladiator cage
For pay-per-viewing caveman rage
It's the ultimate bullsh** parade
If you look down on us and from up on high
Through an electronic eye
I'm outta here, I volunteer
Let me be your souvenir
Let me be your souvenir
More too-hot-for-TV trash
The world still loves a good car crash
A paparazzi camera flash
If you look down on us and fill with disgust
And aim your laser ray
Before you blow, spare one, I'm here
Let me be your souvenir
Let me be your souvenir
Let me be your souvenir