So you sang the song
That made the kids all shout
And scream your name
Well some things you can't explain
And soon he came
The record man he brought his pen
With vows of fame
To make you a household name
I'm here in this kitchen, b**hin'
Cleanin' dirty dishes, wishin'
I was anyone but me right here
You're my biggest fear
(Chorus)
Now who cares?
I should have stayed in bed
And who cares?
I might as well be dead
I put my final wish on one little star
And Pete Townsend can smash my guitar
You made a mark
The world spun on your finger
As you climbed the chart
With an in-store at all Walmart's
But soon you sunk
Soaked in tears and
Coddled in (unknown) spunk
When the paperman said you stunk
Now all ya need's a single
Some stupid little jingle
And a little silicon to help it through
How far would you do?
(Chorus)
Now ya know
What it's all about and how it's all
Who ya know
I scratch yours and you stab mine, and then it's
On the go
And you're off to make another million
Velvet Elvis, airbrush, Vegas show
(Chorus)