[Verse 1]
Once an early morning, I woke at my brother Sean's and
I flicked the kitchen switch but the light seemed to ignore me
I pulled a tenner out and thought that, I'd get some electric for them
Pulled the card-key out while they were sleeping and then suddenly
The harsh noise was discordant, the alarms were playing forté
I forgot he lives above a shop and sleeps deeper than normal
So while my brother was still snoring, I headed out the front door and
I was queueing while I was yawning while I was viewing the Tesco's store and
The cashier started talking, so I quickly explained the story
And then she said that the card rejected and there was nothing she could do to cure it
So I crossed the road and moved forward, to another shop on the corner
And then she said the same crap as the last la**; none of this made sense at all
So I decided to swear and abort and back to the house I walked and
As I walked in, guess who I seen? My brother's girlfriend Laura
Cutting this chapter short she basically got it sorted
Neither of them were angry at me and it all took place in Kings Norton
[Chorus] x2
I'm originally from Birmingham
But I've lived many years in Tamworth
It all started off at Kings Norton
But resulted in Water Orton
[Verse 2]
Wilnecote was my platform but I got off at Kings Norton
What? I lost my trail of thought, I ought to sort this, meant to say 'Water Orton'
The train continued forth and I'd never been here before
Mind it's a Sunday, I looked at the time table and the trains were no more
So I gave my mate a call and told him the unfortunate awfulness
But he couldn't get a lift so I pissed in a big toilet ornament
After about an hour of boredom and smoking half the f*gs I bought
My friend rode up on a motorbike so I had a mode of transport
He said "listen up this is important", said to lean with the bike and some laws and
Then I hopped on the back in just a tank-top, hoping we don't get caught
This was crazy but awesome, I half expected him to floor it
But I had no helmet, nor a jacket, so he driven with caution
The rain had started pouring, it was cold I a**ure you
I said "I don't fear d**h but I fear the moaning of broken bones from falling"
I imagined a time portal, closed my eyes and teleported
Back to the house of Tamworth, never to return to Water Orton
[Chorus] x2
I'm originally from Birmingham
But I've lived many years in Tamworth
It all started off at Kings Norton
But resulted in Water Orton
[Outro]
Say this with me:
Bum. Potato. Cat. Potato. Bum. Potato. Cat. Potato. [x3]
You're verbally decapitated and lyrically contaminated