Welcome to Atlanta, home of the Braves and Coke
We got the biggest fish, that ain't no joke
Hey, I'm drawing a blank
I knock on the door, who is it?
Falcons happening, no
Arthur with the flow
He did it, it was him, I suppose
Hangin' midtown at TNT
Talkin' much smack with Shaq and Barkley
Bikin' down Peach and getting mean and lean
I split my spleen, and now I'm gonna turn thirteen
Been working on Hebrew since I was five
Didn't even know if I'd survive
Now I get top billin'
And I'm just chillin'
Just wish I weren't allergic to penicillin
Oink, oink, pig, pig, do away with the pork
We don't eat that stuff, don't be such a dork
Just read from the Torah
And do the Horah
And when it's finished, you know I'm not a kid any more
Uh!
We'll hang out at Temple for luncheon
Food is set, we're straight Kosher munchin'
At Fernbank, you'll party with the stores
Bones everywhere, that's a Tyrannosaurus
Rex, so much to see
Who's next?
Learn from Kurt Howard how to spend my checks
But first things first, let's get back to the party
Coke for the kids, for the adults: Bacardi
[Jewish noises]
Welcome to Atlanta where the playas play
Hoping you can make my Bar Mitzvah day
Thirteen years since I was born
And the party won't stop till Sunday morning
Welcome to Atlanta where the playas play
Hoping you can make my Bar Mitzvah day
Thirteen years since I was born
And the party won't stop till Sunday morning
The party won't start till I walk in
And I ain't gonna leave until the thing ends
But in the meantime
In-between time
You hold your day, I'll hold mine
I've been putting it down here since 2000
Just after the Olympics were in this town, and
I've been running my school like a CEO
And I've been hangin' with my friends, like my homie Ne-Yo
We'll hit the dancefloor for a song or two
The wobble? The twist? Just do what you do
We're all gonna do our thing and just get wild
And dance like PSY, oppan Gangnam style
I'm the MVP, most valuable player
I make my own rules, I'm with the mayor
So get in close, and smile, we'll take a picture
And see you all, May 11, at my Bar Mitzvah
Holla
[Jewish noises]
Welcome to Atlanta where the playas play
Hoping you can make my Bar Mitzvah day
Thirteen years since I was born
And the party won't stop till Sunday morning
Welcome to Atlanta where the playas play
Hoping you can make my Bar Mitzvah day
Thirteen years since I was born
And the party won't stop till Sunday morning