[Hook]
Pizza in my hand, grape soda in my bottle
Make it rain Monopoly money like it's the lotto
Dancing on the treadmill, doing party cardio
Footy pajama pizza dance karaoke party go
[Verse 1]
You're probably thinking, "Well, gosh, this is weird
That dude's in his pajamas, pizza sauce in his beard"
Well if you think that's confusing
Just wait until you hear my rendition of Whitney Houston
Looking for the party, well you found the right spot
If you're looking for me, I'll be in the corner and I got
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Feel the beat, move your feet
Yo, you got popcorn in your teeth
We're all friends here, no need to be lonely
You're welcome but don't eat all the pepperoni
Hurry up cause the party's almost ending
I've got a couple neighbors and they're not too friendly
They're probably gonna call the cops
Cause there's like three cars in the parking lot
When they show up, hide me so I don't get caught
Cause I'm gonna get arrested when they see that I got
[Hook]