DRAGON: Grrrrrrrrrrrroww!...
DONKEY: Draaaaagooooooooon!
DRAGON: You didn't knock when you entered, baby
You didn't wipe your feet
DONKEY:(terrified)Aww, geez
DRAGON: I didn't see no Open House sign
Is this is a Trick or Trade?
OO-oo-oo!
DONKEY: A little help here!
DRAGON: You need to brush up on fairytales, friend
Cause dragons like their sleep
DONKEY: Go on and grab some shut-eye!
DRAGON: I wrote the book on fire-breathing
Why don't you read it and we-ee-eep?
DONKEY: I'm actually already in a book club
We're reading Angela's Ashes
DRAGON: I'm gonna shake you
I'm gonna bake you
I'm gonna make you a donkey pot pie
DONKEY: What?
DRAGON: Salisbury steak you
I'll frosted flake you
I'll paty-cake you, my donkey pot pie
Yeah!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!
DONKEY: What a minute!
My, what big teeth you have
They're so... sparklin' white
I bet you hear this from all of your food
But you much bleach at night
Is that a hint of minty freshness
(Oh, I am scared to d**h!)
I like a girl with a dazzlin' smile
And tic-tac on her breath
Oh-oh-oh... oh-oh...
Don't k** me
Lady with the pretty teeth
DRAGON: I'm gonna love you
DONKEY: Uh-oh
DRAGON: And take hold of you
DONKEY: Slow down, baby
DRAGON: I'll velvet glove you...
DONKEY: Velvet glove me?
DRAGON: My donkey pot pie!
I'm gonna keep you
Little Litle Bo Peep you
I'm gonna sweep you
Up into the...
...skyyyyyyyy
I'm gonna squeeze you
I'm gonna tease you
I'm gonna please you
I'm gonna have me
A big ol' honkin'
Sloppy gloppy cherry on the toppy
Piece of donkey!
Pot!
Pie...
Na-nana-nanana!
Donkey!
DONKEY: Oo!
DRAGON: Donkey!
DONKEY: Hey!
DRAGON: Donkey!
DONKEY: Ai!
DRAGON: Pot!
DONKEY: Yeah!
DRAGON: Pie