Why can't it be like the old days
When everybody got along
Everybody was so nice and kind to each other
Everybody had a job
Why can't be like the old days
When only the strong survived
And morality was rewarded with a serenity
That we can't even imagine anymore?
Why can't it be like the old days
When we lived in caves all winter
Hiding and eating bear fat
And chewing carca**es for nourishment
Until spring came and we could
Go outisde and club a rabbit?
It's not like that anymore, no, no
It's not like that anymore. (x4)
Why can't it be like the old days
When the men wore tight hats
And society worshiped a woman's big fat a**?
I'll say it again:
Why can't it be like the old days
When the men wore tight hats
And society worshiped a woman's big fat a**?
It's not like that anymore, no, no
It's not like that anymore. (x4)
Why can't it be like the old days
When everybody got along
Everybody hat a place called home
Everybody had a job?
Why can't it be like the old days
When everybody had respect
For old white men
And out of wedlock s**?
It's not like that anymore, no, no
It's not like that anymore. (x4)