[Wayne and Benjamin Kane talk about the new sponsorship]
Benjamin Kane: Listen, we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff. The fact is, he's the sponsor, and you signed a contract guaranteeing him certain concessions, one of them being a spot on the show.
Wayne Campbell: Well, that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.[opens a pizza box, giving the audience a clear view of the Pizza Hut logo, then takes a slice of pizza and strikes a pose]
Benjamin Sorry you feel that way, but basically, it's the nature of the beast.
Wayne: [holding a bag of Doritos] Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. [makes a show of eating a chip] Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right?
Garth Algar: [dressed head-to-toe in Reebok sportswear] It's like people only do things because they get paid, and that's just really sad.
Wayne: I can't talk about it anymore. It's giving me a headache.
Garth: Here, take two of these. ([drops two Nuprin into Wayne's hand, which is seen in black-and-white save for the yellow pills]
Wayne: Ahh, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.
Benjamin: Look, you can stay here in the big-leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's your choice.
Wayne: Yes, and it's The Choice of a New Generation. [drinks from a can of Pepsi and looks at camera like a softdrink model]