If you want to add a little colour
Give your home that little spruce
You'll be amazed at what we cover
All under one roof
If you want to decorate
Give your décor that little boost
Your collection can proliferate
From all under one roof
The very best of fine bone china
I tell you there's no finer
You'll be quite the elegant diner
Finest sets of crockery
You'll never be a mockery
When people come for afternoon tea
Always something for you around
You know it's the truth
Come on in it'll be found
All under one roof
A set of old coin coppers
A set of bottle stoppers
Or CDs of great chart toppers
Pottery painted with trees and hills
Ornaments for all window sills
Or could act as boxes for your pills
If you drink tea the old fashioned way
Or you can have saucers as display
Or can be used also as an ashtray
Porcelain girls as figurines
Paper weights that brightly gleam
Jewellery that would be fit for a queen
Need something to make amends
Or a present for a friend
Your money will be well spent
All under this one roof
Decorate with an etched drawing
Or a barometer for a weather warning
Or a covering for wooden flooring
For sherry you could use a decanter
Rack for magazines about banter
A pot to use with soil as a planter
Need to brighten up the room?
Add some flowers and watch them bloom
Pass through the family
As an heirloom
May I not forget to mention
My newly opened section?
Where you can buy garments for night
A dressing gown like kimono
You'll feel like you are on show
Available in colour or in white
If you're quite the collector
Come and get your proof
No need for a metal detector
It's all under this one roof
You'll find it all .. under..one.. roof