Verse(1) [Dan The Man]
Yo I'm Dan, The Man, and im horny
All my rythmes s**, cuz they are corny
But for some reason people adore me
In my primetime, emmaculate glory
If you know me, You know im nuke-prone
At my highest point, im in the f**ing Zone
My verses aren't good, They're not that cla**y
They were all written by Tyler Da**ey (D-MAN!, D-man!, D-man)
Verse(2)[Andrew Boucher]
A-N-D-R-E-W
B-O-U-C-H-E-R
My words stick to you like Super Glue
And soar far, Just like a shooting star
Locked in the studio, Trying to make it big
Bigger than BP's Offshore rig
The Rap games a mess, just like the Ocean
Go ahead and buy a bottle of Calamine lotion
Verse(3)[Dan The Man]
In Sean's basement dying on the couch
I need a lung replacement, hurting like a grouch
I saw D-Ren, Eating peanut bu*ter
He had 1 scoop, then 2, then another
How could he be eating peanut bu*ter
Of his own, blood like brother
Dan gets blamed, Oh whatta shame
This will go down in the Bullsh** Hall O Fame (D-MAN!,D-man!,D-man)
Verse(4) [Andrew Boucher]
You're looking at my like you've jsut been noob tubed
My flow slides out, like its just been s** lubed
If im on your team, Then your team will lose
Don't cry kids jsut grab your own boose
Dont talk to me about alcohol abuse
Just chug that sh** down like apple juice
Grab some quarters, we'll battle it out
The way you drink you're lookin like a girl scout