[Verse 1]
Uninvited September is getting really near
But I'm not gonna let it in this year
The leaves they will remain, and the heat will do the same
No school for kids, at home they'll stay
[Chorus]
Stay away September
You aren't welcome in my city
Why don't you ride a rocket to the sun, and no I won't come
Stay away September, chill out with October
Could you tell November that he and December aren't welcome until I say?
[Verse 2]
Where's Mr. Magical Weather Man when I want him?
He could wave his wand and freeze this forecast now
Instead I've gotta play the enemy
And greet this month less than friendly
Holding up a sign saying turn around
[Chorus]
Stay away September
You aren't welcome in my city
Why don't you ride a rocket to the sun, and no I won't come
Stay away September, chill out with October
Could you tell November that he and December aren't welcome until I say?
[Bridge]
I slept with my window cracked last night
And woke up tight in my own hold
I felt my face and such enough it was unusually cold
How could I've possibly avoided such a thing?
I put my fists in the air, protesting all the changes that this month would surely bring
[Outro]
Uninvited September is getting really near
But I'm not gonna let it in