fu*k GONGS
fu*k THE BEGINNING OF SONGS
AND fu*k YOU IF YOU'RE NOT SINGING ALONG
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fu*k WRONG
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AND fu*k THIS NEW BREED OF YOUTUBE PRANKSTER
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THE WAY YOU THINK
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fu*k SUCCESS
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fu*k YES
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AND fu*k THANKS
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AND fu*k ACCOMPLISHMENTS
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fu*k DISARMAMENT
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fu*k PARLIAMENT
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AND fu*k LABOR
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fu*k THE POPPING SOUND COMING FROM MY EARS
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fu*k THE DISABLED
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AND fu*k JOKES
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AND fu*k FIRE EXTINGUISHERS
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fu*k THE PROLES
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fu*k A
fu*k B
fu*k C
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fu*k TWO
fu*k THREE
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fu*k DOING THINGS PROPERLY
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AND fu*k CRIME
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fu*k THE ARMY
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AND fu*k TERRORISTS
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fu*k BEING OFFENDED
fu*k BEEPING CENSORSHIP
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fu*k ACQUAINTANCES AND ENEMIES
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fu*k ANYBODY
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ATHEISTS fu*k YOU
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fu*k THE IRISH
WELSH AND THE SCOTS
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AND fu*k BEING EQUAL
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fu*k THIS MUSIC
fu*k YOU
AND fu*k OFF
fu*kING HELL
No offense
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