[Hook]
Oh my god Stacy, did I tell you about my date with Steve last week?
You went out with Steve? He's so cute!
I know. He took me out to this little restaurant-
[Chorus]
Everybody shut up! I have an erection
It only happens 87 times a day
Stop what you're doing and witness penis perfection
This is more important than what you have to say
Your story can wait cause I am very erect
Now let's all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect
Your spirit's in peace, no need to call the police
Please hold your applause
[Hook]
(Lawyer) In conclusion your honor, in light of this new evidence
I would propose that the murderer was not my client
But... Mrs Donnovan!
[Chorus]
Everybody shut up, I have an erection
If justice is blind she's gonna miss this display
Its hard as steel but still but still evaded metal detection
This is more important than what you have to say
Judge don't give me that robe cause then nobody can see
Thus pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me
Who could argue a case with so much dick in your face
Please hold your applause
[Bridge]
Do you ever take a moment and look up at the stars
And think about your life and just how stupid you are
If it makes you feel better I'm a f**ing rock star
With an amazing penis
Enough about you
Let's focus more on my crotch
Its as tangy as whiskey
And hit you harder than scotch
You might not get what I'm saying
So just sit back and watch
Look(gasp!) Its still my penis
[Hook]
Ladies and gentleman
As the president of the united states
I must sometimes make grave decisions
I come to you today to tell you
That the united states has decided to declare war on-
[Chorus]
Shut up!
Mr. President, I have an erection!
Here's a tricky dick that cannot be impeached
Check out my nutsack
It could swing an election
This is more important than your boring-a** speech!
For one nation indivisible under god
We all stand together and peep my glorious rod
Hey, those guys look fun, wait are they holding guns
Please hold your app-