Ninja Brian, I think I figured out why our quest to be the world's most intense metal band hasn't panned out yet. It's because people think we're soft! We have to write a truly satanic jam. Are you ready to get evil?
Yes, this is perfect!
[Verse 1]
From the darkest pits of the deepest well
We're Ninja Sex Party and we've come from hell
You curse as our name pa**es your lips
We're the two horsemen of the Rockpocalypse
Flying on the backs of flaming horses
We'll ride into your town and leave nothing but corpses
I'll k** your dad and scream obscenities
The streets will flow with the blood of our enemies
d**h and destruction are all around
We're motherf**ing evil and we'll never slow down
We are the nightmares you should be afraid of
There is just one thing we love and that's:
Cookies!
Cookies!
Yaaaaay!
Cookies!
Pa** the milk, please!
Everybody loves cookies, hooray!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
OH GOD SAVE ME
I SEE DEMONS
All your nightmares have come to life
The horror survives in the darkest of night
Take a final breath in our realm of hate
And wish for d**h as we eat this plate of
Cookies!
They're the taste of happy!
Cookies!
Chocolate chips for everyone!
Cookies!
THE DEMONS ARE CONSUMING ME!
Everybody eat some cookies today!
That f**in' do anything for ya, Megadeth?