There's a man in a blue plaid shirt come knockin'
I don't know what he's come here for
But I know it probably isn't gonna hurt anybody
If I don't get up and answer the door
No, I believe I'll stay here on the floor
I'm gonna stand by my girl, don't think I won't
I'm gonna stand by my girl, because she'll k** me if I don't
I said she'll k** me if I don't
I never shoulda messed up
Shoulda gone ahead and fessed up