[Verse 1]
Who maddest one on the M1
Who hasn't stopped s**ing his thumb
Who very straight and never grins
Who cares what car he's driving in
[Chorus]
He is because he saw it on a commercial break
And if he doesn't get what he wants
Then he gets a headache
Because he needs it, wants it
Almost, loves it
He's here on his own
On globe alone
Here on his own
[Verse 2]
Who joined health club to glisten
Into hi-fi precision
Who mobile phone gives him the bone
Who very keen on Sharon Stone
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Who eats at the new bra**erie
Who only ever gets merry
Who wouldn't be seen at bedtime
Without putting Calvin Klein's on
[Chorus]
[Outro]
On globe alone
Here on his own